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Bad Pick Up Lines

February 8th, 2016

Not all of us have the gift of gab and are smooth as a baby's bottom with our pick up lines. Here are some buttons to help out with scoring with your crush!

{1} Airport
Next in flight, my heart! Ready for take off!

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{2} Cell Phone
Easy fix though, just give me your number.
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{3} Cry
Keeping you safe and warm. Very close to me forever and ever.
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{4} Angels
Call it supernatural, or religious, this is a sight my friends just have to see!
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{5} Google
Looks? Check. Sense of humor? Check. Smart? Check. Who needs match.com when I got you?
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{6} Kiss Me
Don't tell anyone my secrets, but this one's a win-win situation.
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{7} Beaver
Or hoover, either way, DAMN.
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{8} Vitamin
You should probably fix that ASAP, because I heard the side affects are loneliness and depression.
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{9} Art
I mean I have never seen anything exquisite enough to turn heads! Mental pictures, no cameras please.
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{10} Map
Someone help me, I've lost my way, but I'm not sure I even want to be found!
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