{1} Time
I never did believe that old song that said time was on our side. Does time even have a side? We get older every day, and this button bluntly explains that.
{2} Success vs. Fail
This button is an oxymoron and mind game all in one. If you're aiming to fail and then succeed, did you really fail or succeed? Anyone else confused?
{3} Pencil
Why is the #2 pencil given the number two? Because there isn't a #1 pencil out there, therefore #2 would be first, right?
{4} Synchronized Swimmer
Synchronized swimming is sort of like follow the leader, so this button has a point. If one drowns, do the rest follow? Hmm.
{5} Amnesia
If they're cured that simply means they have all memory back... or do they only have memory back that you originally lost? I'm all sorts of lost now.
{6} Orange
I mean really, who named all of the fruit? Why not keep it standard and name them all after their peel color? Or avoid the confusion and give the orange its own original name.
{7} Apes
Wow, this button has a good point. Argue that one Darwin!