Witty Insults Funny Buttons


For those who appreciate imparting a bit of keen insight when it comes to the art of insulting others, we know you’ll love our diverse selection of Witty Insult Buttons. They’re great for groups and individuals alike, and can be worn anywhere you feel like letting others know exactly what’s on your mind. As with all of our funny buttons, there are no minimum order requirements and we offer affordable same-day and next day shipping on most orders.
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how old are you again oh wait i shouldnt ask you cant count that high butto

youre so dense light bends around you button

i heard you went to a freak show and got in for free button

lets play horse ill be the front end and you be yourself button

you stare at frozen juice cans because they say concentrate button

youre so flaky you call people to ask them for their phone number button

if i told you that i has a piece of dirt in my eye would you move out of my

sure ive seen people like you before but i had to pay an admission button

youre a few fries short of a happy meal button

i dont mind that you are talking as long as you dont mind that im not liste

youre so clueless you play solitaire for cash button

youre as useless as a screen window on a submarine button

learn from your parents mistakes use birth control button

youre a person of rare intelligence its rare when you show any button

youre so gone that you think cheerios are doughnut seeds button

youre so dumb you think that taco bell is where you pay your phone calls to

pardon me but youve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn butt

oops sorry i forgot to change your moms water dish this morning button

if i wanted someone like you as a friend id buy a dog button

im busy right now could i ignore you another time button

calling you an idiot would be an insult to all of the stupid people button

you are so dumb that your dog teaches you tricks button

youre as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle button

you fear success but in your case theres really nothing to worry about butt

is your butt jealous of the amount of crap that just came out of your mouth

if laughter is the best medicine your face must be curing the entire world

youre so ugly when your mom dropped you off for school she got fined for li

if you really have to be so two faced at least make one of them pretty butt

why dont you slip into something a little more comfortable like a coma butt

if youre going to be such a smartass first youd have to be smart otherwise

youre not funny but your life now thats a joke button

you cant play hide and seek no one would be looking for you button

oh my god look at you was anyone else hurt in the accident button

shock me say something intelligent button

why dont you check ebay to see if they have a life for sale button

you look like you traded your neck in for a few extra chins button

youre so dumb your dog teaches you tricks button

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Our Witty Insult Buttons are made from premium materials and printed right here in the USA. Be sure to check out our entire collection of custom buttons for your upcoming event, social gathering or fundraiser, or create custom buttons using our online design studio. For more information, get in touch with the Wacky Buttons team today and we’ll be happy to help.

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